Harrumph!

[quesarah]

wafflelips was complaining about her boss on the way home--I know, such a rare occasion. This evening, she was bemoaning Ass Boss' lack of planning skills. I responded that it was only natural, since Ass Boss is "whimpering, whining, floundering, flailing child of the moment with absolutely no foresight" and readied myself for the wafflelip's next round of venom and outrage.

She laughed. Laughed!

"You're so grumpy it's cuuuuute!"

I am not cute! My wrath is mighty and fearsome as a semi bearing down on you at 80mph! My ire turns grown men intro trembling jelly-kneed submissive heaps! The cold caress of my sarcasm could wither a mighty sequoia into nothing but a bonsai. And she says I'm CUTE?

Comments

[spacey-lee.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe that you're more like a motorized wheelchair bearing down on someone at a rate of 10 mph. That's still fearsome. But, y'know, a little less so.

But my laughter was nervous laughter. Nervous fearful laughter.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I have been dissed. Thoroughly dissed. Harrumph!

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

LOL

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Is it odd that I get so offended when someone (in essence) says I'm nice?