Harrumph!

[quesarah]

wafflelips was complaining about her boss on the way home--I know, such a rare occasion. This evening, she was bemoaning Ass Boss' lack of planning skills. I responded that it was only natural, since Ass Boss is "whimpering, whining, floundering, flailing child of the moment with absolutely no foresight" and readied myself for the wafflelip's next round of venom and outrage.

She laughed. Laughed!

"You're so grumpy it's cuuuuute!"

I am not cute! My wrath is mighty and fearsome as a semi bearing down on you at 80mph! My ire turns grown men intro trembling jelly-kneed submissive heaps! The cold caress of my sarcasm could wither a mighty sequoia into nothing but a bonsai. And she says I'm CUTE?

Comments

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Actually, you are cute.

[mr-samster.livejournal.com]

Oh, good, I'm glad somebody thinks so. You all laugh and call me "cute" to cover the fact you are trembling in fear. Or jealous of my fangs.

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Okay, really it's all about the fangs. I'm soooo jealous of them. I really wish I were a cat.

[fab-franklin.livejournal.com]

Of course you do, Mother. Everyone knows that cats are the coolest. Not to mention the prettiest.

[mortimoto.livejournal.com]

She's just delusional mr_samster because she wishes she were as fierce as we felines. Don't let her bother you. I know you're ferocious, my feline brother.