ext_193138 ([identity profile] king-ghidorah.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] quesarah 2004-09-14 04:27 pm (UTC)

look it has this handy mount for your standard grenade launcher which is just critical for getting in and out of parking lots

My real complaint about the Hummer is the lack of weapon mounts and run-flat tires found in the military model. What good is a Hummer without the option of a TOW II missile.

My personal desire in an automobile is the Gage-Cadillac V100, preferrably with the optional water cannon. It comes with some nice body armor, a heavy suspension, gun ports, passenger room for a whole platoon, and a fine history of suppressing godless commies, malcontents, and upstarts. Why pussy-foot around with the Humvee? Or a fancy dump truck?


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