This is one of the stupidest things I've read in a long time

[quesarah]

US commercial truck maker touts "extreme" passenger truck

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[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

Is the penis pump optional or standard with that?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I think it's part of the standard package.

[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

No man-purse, though, right?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

No, but there's an optional dash-mounted spitoon.

[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

And the floors are made out of rubber (not carpeted) and equipped with a drain, so guys could pee or spit right onto the floor. ::Man-rawr::

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yep. After a big weekend of off-roading with the boys, you just hose that sucker out and it's all set to take the little woman to the monster truck rally.

[distraction77.livejournal.com]

Why would ANYONE need such a thing? Or even want one? It would be like bringing a missle launcher to a duck-hunt.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly. But you know, "they're so perfect for taking the kids to and from soccer practice, plus there's plenty of room for groceries, and look it has this handy mount for your standard grenade launcher which is just critical for getting in and out of parking lots."

[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

I was once in a Hummer... someone gave me a ride home from Bouron St. to my house. Damn thing sounds like a bus when you start it up! Talk about overkill...

[distraction77.livejournal.com]

Did you know that in the middle east you can get gunmounts on your sub-urban as a factory option? It may be just a rumor, but *shudder*.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oh good grief! That's not right.

[king-ghidorah.livejournal.com]

look it has this handy mount for your standard grenade launcher which is just critical for getting in and out of parking lots

My real complaint about the Hummer is the lack of weapon mounts and run-flat tires found in the military model. What good is a Hummer without the option of a TOW II missile.

My personal desire in an automobile is the Gage-Cadillac V100, preferrably with the optional water cannon. It comes with some nice body armor, a heavy suspension, gun ports, passenger room for a whole platoon, and a fine history of suppressing godless commies, malcontents, and upstarts. Why pussy-foot around with the Humvee? Or a fancy dump truck?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ooh, now that's the vehicle for me!

[king-ghidorah.livejournal.com]

It would be like bringing a missle launcher to a duck-hunt.

There's something wrong with that? I always thought the one-shot roasted duck was such a good idea that everyone would try it.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the shot makes it all shredded and nasty.

[king-ghidorah.livejournal.com]

Well, I need to refine that. And find a way to diminish the white phosphorus flavor a bit.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

You know, I heard that white phosphorous flavor was really popular in some cuisines.

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

*Pulls up in her shiney new CXT* What's all the bitchin' about?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

::checks out nightxade's pimped out ride::

Screw principles, let's go cruising!

[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that vehicle would fit 2 surfboards...

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Plus boogieboards, plus a cooler of beer...

Whee! It's fun to not care about the world! :D

[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

I bet it would also have room for any babes that we pick up. Heh!

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's the Party Bus!