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[quesarah]

I adopted a cute lil' baby jesus fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Comments

[distraction77.livejournal.com]

That is, as I told Nightxade, Profoundly disturbing.

Is it wrong for me to want to grab your fetus by the tail and shout "Who's your Daddy?" into it's little jar?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

No, but don't be surprised if he hollers back "I don't care how long it's been since you went to Mass, you should still know the answer to that."

[distraction77.livejournal.com]

I know who the answer is supposed to be, but I've always suspected that the big JC was sired by Shlomo the milkman or some other less then respectable guy. I mean, what better way to defend your teenage ex-temple virgin daughter's spoiled honor then to claim that her growing bastard is the child of God? Especially when that means that she didn't get down with anyone.

So honestly Jesus fetus, Who's your Daddy?

So sorry if I offended anyone with my religious speculation. Wait a minute... No I'm not.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

So honestly Jesus fetus, Who's your Daddy?

David Crosby.

[distraction77.livejournal.com]

*Snort* I should have known...

[juanitadark.livejournal.com]

Oh, there are no words...but fantastic!

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Bless you, my child.

:)

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Look, I thougth we talked about this whole baby and adoption thing. No babies, no baby jesuses. No fetuses, no baby jesus fetuses.

[distraction77.livejournal.com]

Just look at my icon. I knew it would come in handy someday. That is all. :)

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

lol. it is appropriate for the moment.

[virginmartyr1.livejournal.com]

LMAO. ok this is just bizarre.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's the idea.

fear

[joebanks.livejournal.com]

ok you don't remember where i live, right?

Re: fear

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hee! Don't worry, I'm not dangerous. Much.