Corporate gobbledygook

[quesarah]

"the metric of our success going forward must be the ability to grow revenues with each of our customers year over year." (italics are mine)

Doesn't anyone teach CEOs how to write? Holy jeebus; I wanna scream.

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corporate speak

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

it's all part of the brainwashing that happens in MBA programs.

[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

You mean, teach them how to READ, because I'm sure some office assistant wrote that!

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Doesn't anyone teach CEOs how to write?

CEOs aren't supposed to write their own scripts. Fire that CEOs writer!

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

It was pretty much all I could do not to respond to the memo; mark it all up with a nice fat red pen and volunteer to be his editor. Oy.