Gacked from king_ghidorah

[quesarah]

If George W. Bush were running against Jesus

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[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I'm running against Bush?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, you are. What's your platform regarding rampant lesbianism?

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Jesus is Love.

So long as it is loving rampant lesbianism. Jesus has no problem with it.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I knew it!

Jesus gets my vote.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

(I wrote some transmet drabbles by the way.)

Of course, while Jesus disapproves of casual rampant lesbianism, Jesus really doesn't care so much so long as no children get cluster bombs dropped on their heads.

Which, probably isn't that likely in the whole realm of rampant lesbianism.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

(Ooh, Shiny!)

We the Rampant Lesbian Evangelical Army fully support Jesus' platform of non-clusterbombing children. Clusterbombing of children is counterproductive to our stated goal of Free Love and Dental Dams.

You can count on our support, O Holy Christ.

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Can I vote for Jesus and the Lesbians too?

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Who's your running mate?

Jesus wouldn't cheat

[joebanks.livejournal.com]

I'll bet Jesus wouldn't wear a wire in the debates either.

http://www.channel4.com/news/2004/10/week_3/11_bush.html

I saw a better picture on Letterman the other night. It looked like a large disk.

Re: Jesus wouldn't cheat

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Nope. Why bother when you're omniscient?

That whole wire story doesn't even surprise me. :\

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Write-in ballots count in our election.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Holy Ghost?

Re: Jesus wouldn't cheat

[joebanks.livejournal.com]

why would it?

Re: Jesus wouldn't cheat

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

not with this Administration.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

A black communist atheist lesbian prostitute single-mother stripper with a drug problem on welfare.

Re: Jesus wouldn't cheat

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Strange though. If he was going to wear a wire, why would they attach it tohis back like that, where it could easily be seen? Surely putting it in a pocket, or under the arm, or somewhere unobtrusive, would be much more sensible?

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's dropped-out and lives in a commune now with 15 underaged wives.

We don't like to talk about it.

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Alright!

Re: Jesus wouldn't cheat

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

would be much more sensible?

is anything with the current administration sensible?

Re: Jesus wouldn't cheat

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

Yes, okay. Fair point. They are about that arrogant and unstable.