Allow me to explain: When I am in charge of the world, I will be turning the Grand Canyon into a drop off point for idiots and useless people. Ideally, it will be the people I deem to be so, but friends are welcome to make submissions.
As the Canyon will fill fairly quickly under this criteria, we will put it to profitable use by inviting tourists to continually shovel dirt into The Canyon and also to take steamroller rides over the growing piles.
To The Canyon with them
Date: 2003-10-21 11:44 am (UTC)Allow me to explain: When I am in charge of the world, I will be turning the Grand Canyon into a drop off point for idiots and useless people. Ideally, it will be the people I deem to be so, but friends are welcome to make submissions.
As the Canyon will fill fairly quickly under this criteria, we will put it to profitable use by inviting tourists to continually shovel dirt into The Canyon and also to take steamroller rides over the growing piles.