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[quesarah]

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

(Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be)

Comments

[khayman.livejournal.com]

"I AM that guy!"

Let me explain the inside joke.

I was laughing with two of my friends, a lesbian couple, about how guys are dumb and we think we'll totally be the one to turn the gay chicks straight. Because our ego is so over-stuffed that we "think we're that guy". We're definitely the ones to "convince" them not to be gay (ha ha!). It ended with me (drunk) saying "no man, you're not that guy. Just accept it. You're not that guy."

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

"Dude, we can't both be that guy. And take your hand off my arse."

[missedith01.livejournal.com]

"I've had some drunken nights out but I've never ended up in the wrong continent before!"

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Wait, that's your arse?"

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

Unless yours is that hairy.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Only on the full moon.

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Did Pheobe put you up to this?

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

'There's something unusual going on here, but I can't quite figure out exactly what.'

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I know, all these men in bed with me. Curiouser and curiouser... O.o

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I am not at liberty to discuss such matters. O.o

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

'Is it national lesbian confuse all men day?'

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

We're not supposed to divulge that information.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I'm a dyke-tyke, and I have fabulous nails. I'm allowed to know.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well in that case, you should know that EVERY day is National Lesbians Confuse Straight Men Day.

[ariestess]

What did I miss and why can't I remember it?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Thankfully I have an excellent memory! ;)

[ariestess]

Oh good!

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you look like, so I'd probably freak...but if I knew it was you I'd think, "Cool, wonder if she'll play science teacher around the house for a few hours?" :D

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Let me just check my instruction manual again.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

lol, it's entirely possible as I read all labels out of curiosity.

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

I often do as well...I just far less frequently understand what I'm reading.

I think maybe I don't want you to explain what's in Herbal Essences, because I'm sure some of it is nasty and I *really* like using it, both for the lather-richness and the scent. And it claims to be biodegradable and sometimes I just need to believe in that kind of thing, ya know? :D

Although here's a question for one of your explanations at some point (doesn't have to be now, you can save it for a "column" entry ;D)...I don't drink alcohol, not ever. I don't want foods with alcohol in them. It does not always cook off...even Alton Brown admits that (which is nice because I'm used to people being very insensitive about this...if I was Muslim they wouldn't be so rude, but because it's a personal choice instead of religious I get flack). So I habitually read ingredients on anything I buy to make sure it contains neither alcohol nor any spices I'm allergic to. I won't even eat something with a tablespoon of wine in it.

About a month ago I had a wicked ice cream craving, and with the gestational diabetes I'm not allowed to have sugar. So I investigated "low-carb" ice cream. First of all, it ain't actually low-carb, so it's moot and I'm not buying any. But I was thrown by something in the ingredients and nutritional info that talked about "sugar alcohol". Corran swears that that isn't alcohol in the sense of the drinky-drinky stuff, because it's not ethanol (I think that's what he said). I am not so sure.

Do you know if this "sugar alcohol" is alcohol or not? As in, could one get drunk off of it? I can't recall the name but I think it was gly-something, which makes sense being sugar-related.

I do know that "chocolate liquor" is not, in fact, alcohol in the drinky sense, so that's okay. Thankfully. :)

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

The phrase "sugar alchol" really is a misnomer. They aren't sugars and they aren't alcohols either. They're what are called "polyols" and are used as bulking and sweetening agents in foods.

More info can be found here. (http://ific.org/publications/factsheets/sugaralcoholfs.cfm)

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

Ah, thanks muchly. :) The stuff that has them still isn't low-carb enough for the diabetic gig, but once the baby comes and (hopefully) the diabetes goes away, maybe I'll be willing to try some low-carb ice cream to see if it's any good.

Thanks!