Eve of Recall Prayer
Oct. 6th, 2003 03:35 pmDear Baby Jeebus,
Please do me a big favor tonight; lay your Baby Hands of Divinity on the poor misguided souls who are going to vote for Ahnuld tomorrow. 'Splain to them that being a big tough action movie star doesn't mean he'll be even a decent governor; given his lack of a platform or any ideas about how to run the state it's likely he'll be a terrible governor.
And then, 'splain to them the difference between real and pretend. Ahnuld isn't the Terminator; the Terminator is make-believe. Planet Hollywood is real, though. I learned about all that stuff on Sesame Street. Maybe the people for Ahnuld didn't watch that day.
If that doesn't work lay the Holy Smackdown on them. Thanks.
Your pal,
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Please do me a big favor tonight; lay your Baby Hands of Divinity on the poor misguided souls who are going to vote for Ahnuld tomorrow. 'Splain to them that being a big tough action movie star doesn't mean he'll be even a decent governor; given his lack of a platform or any ideas about how to run the state it's likely he'll be a terrible governor.
And then, 'splain to them the difference between real and pretend. Ahnuld isn't the Terminator; the Terminator is make-believe. Planet Hollywood is real, though. I learned about all that stuff on Sesame Street. Maybe the people for Ahnuld didn't watch that day.
If that doesn't work lay the Holy Smackdown on them. Thanks.
Your pal,
-bio