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Today, somebody will die. That is all.

Normally the old buzzard annoys me, but...

"60 Minutes" has found itself awash in viewer response after airing a commentary by Andy Rooney on Sunday in which Rooney said that God had spoken to him and said, "I wish you'd tell your viewers that both Pat Robertson and Mel Gibson strike me as wackos." (Associated Press)

Cheap motherfuckers

One of the tiny perks of working at this behemoth used to be monthly team lunches. We'd all go out, have a nice lunch on the company and get a chance to relax and be social. We didn't have to go to a really nice place, though sometimes we did. It was the act of going to a meal with the whole team that was what I looked forward to.

No more. Now our team gets pizza for lunch on the last Friday of the month. Cheap bastards.