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Sep. 17th, 2004 12:10 pmNote to the Weenies in Marketing: when you brew coffee, could you please make one carafe that isn't some weird foofoo flavor? 'Cause, although you seem to enjoy the syrupy nauseatingly sweet French vanilla and the mysterious vaguely nut flavor of the chemicals they douse the "Hazelnut" coffee in, some of us just want coffee. Just good old hot black coffee.
People, I had to set up a big experiment this morning before my back-to-back Friday meetings. I haven't had sufficient time to properly titrate the level of caffeine in my bloodstream. And to discover this horrible surprise when I stopped at the kitchen is too much for me to bear.
All I wanted was a coffee, just one coffee, and they wouldn't give it to me! This is too much to take! Back off, don't push me man! I said don't push me! DON'T PUSH ME!
People, I had to set up a big experiment this morning before my back-to-back Friday meetings. I haven't had sufficient time to properly titrate the level of caffeine in my bloodstream. And to discover this horrible surprise when I stopped at the kitchen is too much for me to bear.
All I wanted was a coffee, just one coffee, and they wouldn't give it to me! This is too much to take! Back off, don't push me man! I said don't push me! DON'T PUSH ME!
