bring me the body of i_kender!!

For I will lavish gifts and fine wine upon him, and we shall have feasting and song, and theatrics, and feats of great skill and daring! And all across the land shall give testament to his great good humor, his keen mind, and his astounding mastery of geekdom. And we shall sing hurrah we lucky few, who have the pleasure of his friendship and company on this the anniversary of his birth!

Three cheers! Hip hip HOORAY!!