From: The Global Simon Hegemony Information Minister. To: The BioGeek Institute For Entirely NotEvil Scientific Endeavors. CF: The Nation Of Nightxadia. RE: Giant fuzzy Killer Attack bunnies.
The GSH recognises the BIFENESE's feeble attempt to distance themselves from Evil Scientific Endeavours. We also recognise their utilisation of American spelling, FURTHER PROOF OF THEIR EVIL! Everybody knows that the brutal and indecent dropping of innocent vowels from their proper places at the end of words is a vile and depraved act, one that clearly demonstrates where BIFENESE is coming from.
Calling yourself NotEvil is not going to pull the wool over anybodies eyes, least of all our own! GSH eyes have been wool-free for over a decade now!
And do not think we are unware of the subtext of your final chilling closing message. And as a warning to the world let me just say: Today the GSH is not with the bunnies, and we shall suffer for this brave stand we have taken! But tomorrow, where shall you stand with the bunnies! I call upon all right-thinking peoples to unite now with the GSH and Blankbadgia, and together we can overthrow the forces of darkness! Ten Thousand fiery bumble-bees shall reign down upon their shins!
On one final note, we recognise that Nightxadias decision to sponsor research into Giant Killer Attack Rabbits indicates the level of desperation and fear Nightxadia has reached. This comforts us.
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Date: 2003-12-15 12:55 pm (UTC)To: The BioGeek Institute For Entirely NotEvil Scientific Endeavors.
CF: The Nation Of Nightxadia.
RE: Giant fuzzy Killer Attack bunnies.
The GSH recognises the BIFENESE's feeble attempt to distance themselves from Evil Scientific Endeavours. We also recognise their utilisation of American spelling, FURTHER PROOF OF THEIR EVIL! Everybody knows that the brutal and indecent dropping of innocent vowels from their proper places at the end of words is a vile and depraved act, one that clearly demonstrates where BIFENESE is coming from.
Calling yourself NotEvil is not going to pull the wool over anybodies eyes, least of all our own! GSH eyes have been wool-free for over a decade now!
And do not think we are unware of the subtext of your final chilling closing message. And as a warning to the world let me just say: Today the GSH is not with the bunnies, and we shall suffer for this brave stand we have taken! But tomorrow, where shall you stand with the bunnies! I call upon all right-thinking peoples to unite now with the GSH and Blankbadgia, and together we can overthrow the forces of darkness! Ten Thousand fiery bumble-bees shall reign down upon their shins!
On one final note, we recognise that Nightxadias decision to sponsor research into Giant Killer Attack Rabbits indicates the level of desperation and fear Nightxadia has reached. This comforts us.
Yrs sincerely,
The Gonzo Intelligence Minister.