Harrumph!

[quesarah]

wafflelips was complaining about her boss on the way home--I know, such a rare occasion. This evening, she was bemoaning Ass Boss' lack of planning skills. I responded that it was only natural, since Ass Boss is "whimpering, whining, floundering, flailing child of the moment with absolutely no foresight" and readied myself for the wafflelip's next round of venom and outrage.

She laughed. Laughed!

"You're so grumpy it's cuuuuute!"

I am not cute! My wrath is mighty and fearsome as a semi bearing down on you at 80mph! My ire turns grown men intro trembling jelly-kneed submissive heaps! The cold caress of my sarcasm could wither a mighty sequoia into nothing but a bonsai. And she says I'm CUTE?

Comments

Raaawwwr!

[mr-samster.livejournal.com]

I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. I am a fierce predator, but the humans ignore this! When I bare my fangs and attack something, they often laugh at me! Or, worse yet, say that I'm cute! Well, is it cute when I go hunting outside, eat my prey, and use my sharp, raspy tounge to scrape the last bits of meat off the bones? No, I am NOT cute. I am fearsome!

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Actually, you are cute.

[mr-samster.livejournal.com]

Oh, good, I'm glad somebody thinks so. You all laugh and call me "cute" to cover the fact you are trembling in fear. Or jealous of my fangs.

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Okay, really it's all about the fangs. I'm soooo jealous of them. I really wish I were a cat.

[mortimoto.livejournal.com]

She's just delusional mr_samster because she wishes she were as fierce as we felines. Don't let her bother you. I know you're ferocious, my feline brother.

[fab-franklin.livejournal.com]

Of course you do, Mother. Everyone knows that cats are the coolest. Not to mention the prettiest.

[spacey-lee.livejournal.com]

I am not cute! My wrath is mighty and fearsome as a semi bearing down on you at 80mph!

HAHAHAHA!

Sorry, I'm really laughing out of fear. Yeah.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hey!

Just what are you implying, missy?

[spacey-lee.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe that you're more like a motorized wheelchair bearing down on someone at a rate of 10 mph. That's still fearsome. But, y'know, a little less so.

But my laughter was nervous laughter. Nervous fearful laughter.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I have been dissed. Thoroughly dissed. Harrumph!

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

LOL

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Is it odd that I get so offended when someone (in essence) says I'm nice?