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[quesarah]

Today I hate the Furry German. I hate that, even though I no longer work for him, he expects me to scurry along and do this and that for him. I hate that when he has to ship enzyme samples to a customer that is solely his responsibility, he sends the pertinent info to me. FG, I'm sorry that you have two utterly incompetent whiny bitches working for you, but that doesn't make it my problem.

I'm so short-tempered today. I'm really spoiling for a fight. Deep breaths, don't throw any punches...

Comments

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

FG, you are big dumb jerk!!

Sorry you are having a bad day. I'm having an annoying day, too. grrrr!

A perfect time for my new martini icon! Well, looky here, it's martini time!

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, this gimp is existing in the same space/time as someone who refers to him as "the Furry German". Which, y'know, is justice in a way.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I never thought of it that way... :)

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

It's so nice when you discover you're already wreaking the fearsome vengeance you wanted, isn't it? Conservation of energy and all that.

So next time he pisses you off, just remember there's a whole bunch of us out here who will only ever know of him as "the Furry German". Picture his pride at touching so many lives in such a significant, unforgettable way. And finally, try to be looking somewhere neutral when dwelling on this reduces you to laughter, because it wouldn't be anywhere near as much fun if you had to explain it to him.

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[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I can just imagine the look of confusion that would adorn his hirsute mug if he ever learned of his secret nickname. Heh.

*trying not to giggle uncontrollably*

Beware my wicked and sarcastic vengeance!