Weird Spam of the Day

[quesarah]

"Refinance your home the Christian way"


That's a new one. Does that involve tithing ten percent of your income to the bank? Visiting the money changers in the Temple? I'm missing something here.

Comments

[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Maybe I can find some true luuuhhhv via the "Christian Singles" spam I always get. What am I waiting for?

Or how about the "Christian Debt" spam? Is that better debt than debt aquired by heathens?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Obviously this is why you've been having little luck on the dating front. You need to get out there and start meeting some Christian singles! *Not to be confused with Kraft processed cheese food singles*

[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

You mean, the Christian singles aren't hermetically wrapped, sealed, and full of preservatives? ::Balks::

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Heeeeey, I think you might be onto something!

[among-the-waves.livejournal.com]

That means they have to be well-refrigerated. That might hinder the dating process!

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

No, if they have enough preservatives they'll never have to be refrigerated! They'll last until Armageddon. Maybe that's the idea. Hmmm.

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

Botox conquers all.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Not if there are only nutritious and delicious preservatives for the botox to munch on.

[distraction77.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not nearly as fun as refinancing the gay way. You know, where you get a blow job and a tube of lube just for showing up. I love my people!

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo!