How hard do I rock?
Sep. 22nd, 2004 03:35 pmI rock so HARD!
Who has figured out the source of the Machine Problem From Hell? Who put her biochemistry expertise to work and came up with the theory that everyone else thought was goofy -- but turned out to be true?
If you answered "Furry German" then you my friend are WRONG!
If you said, "Hey, that sounds like Sarah." Then you are COMPLETELY CORRECT!
Recognize my genius brilliance! Huzzah!
Who has figured out the source of the Machine Problem From Hell? Who put her biochemistry expertise to work and came up with the theory that everyone else thought was goofy -- but turned out to be true?
If you answered "Furry German" then you my friend are WRONG!
If you said, "Hey, that sounds like Sarah." Then you are COMPLETELY CORRECT!
Recognize my genius brilliance! Huzzah!
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Date: 2004-09-22 03:42 pm (UTC)Do you want to go surfing this weekend?
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Date: 2004-09-22 03:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 04:13 pm (UTC)But you definitely rock.
You wanna rock and roll all night and party every day.
Here you are, rock you like a hurricane.
Woo!
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Date: 2004-09-22 04:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 06:08 pm (UTC)The Scorpions, however, are definitely an artifact of the 1980s.
At least I didn't say your were a fast machine who kept your motor clean, the best damned woman that I ever seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah you. Shook me all night long.
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Date: 2004-09-22 06:08 pm (UTC)and i bow down before your brilliant genuis self and throw flower petals at your feet.
is that a bit much? just a tad? not really? oh ok then
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Date: 2004-09-22 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 07:37 pm (UTC)Ah, finally the reaction I so rightly deserve. I knew there was a reason I keep you around. ;)
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Date: 2004-09-22 08:34 pm (UTC)i was going to just give you a gold star (oh wait, i did that too), but i thought something a little more formal would be appropriate for this occassion. :o)
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:37 pm (UTC)GENE SIMMONS (voiceover): "NBC! Are you ready to rock?"
DON PARDO (voiceover): Welcome to America's favorite variety show, the KISS Calvcade of stars. With your hosts-- KISS. This week's guests: Mohammed Ali, Howard Cosell, Mark Spitz, Ruth Buzzi, Rich Little, and the KISS players. Our musical guests this week: the Bay City Rollers!
ACE FREELEY: That was great guys. Hey, it looks like we have a guest!
PETER CRISS: Really?
PAUL STANLEY: Look! It's Rich Little!
RICH LITTLE (doing his Richard Nixon impression): I am not a crook!
GENE SIMMONS: (growls and tears out Rich Little's jugular, spitting his blood everywhere.)
RICH LITTLE: Aaaaagggghh!
ACE FREELEY: Oh, that Gene!
DON PARDO: We're taking a quick commercial break. Next, a visit from Ruth Buzzi!
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Date: 2004-09-22 11:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 11:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 11:22 pm (UTC)Veeeeeery interesting, but stupid!!
sock it to me!
*sings* I've got you babe...
go speed racer..go speed racer...
OMG I AM CAUGHT IN A 70'S TIME WARP! HEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Date: 2004-09-23 06:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 09:13 am (UTC)::checks watch:: Took you long enough. ;)
but i thought something a little more formal would be appropriate for this occassion.
Yes, it is. Which is why I opted for the black dress and the pearls.
may I?
Date: 2004-09-23 12:42 pm (UTC)"Wave bye, bye"
Maybe the closing theme song could be a cover of Dr. Hook's "On the Cover of the Rolling Stone"
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Re: may I?
Date: 2004-09-23 12:57 pm (UTC)(Don't forget that every show should include at least one pointless musical number and one very un-funny comedy routine.)
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Date: 2004-09-23 02:02 pm (UTC)Re: may I?
Date: 2004-09-23 02:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-24 12:41 pm (UTC)No? Not like that at all? In that case, I blame the owl for making me write that.
Yay for you and your furry germans!
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Date: 2004-09-24 02:20 pm (UTC)Afterwards it was "that was it? It was really it?" Promptly followed by "get back to work."
I feel the lurve.