Eve of Recall Prayer

[quesarah]

Dear Baby Jeebus,

Please do me a big favor tonight; lay your Baby Hands of Divinity on the poor misguided souls who are going to vote for Ahnuld tomorrow. 'Splain to them that being a big tough action movie star doesn't mean he'll be even a decent governor; given his lack of a platform or any ideas about how to run the state it's likely he'll be a terrible governor.

And then, 'splain to them the difference between real and pretend. Ahnuld isn't the Terminator; the Terminator is make-believe. Planet Hollywood is real, though. I learned about all that stuff on Sesame Street. Maybe the people for Ahnuld didn't watch that day.

If that doesn't work lay the Holy Smackdown on them. Thanks.

Your pal,

-bio

Comments

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

'Splain to them that being a big tough action movie star doesn't mean he'll be even a decent governor;

Ooooh and now you're gonna tell me Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy aren't real either, aren't you?!! Just ruin my entire World of Dillusions why dontcha!

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hulk smash!

Heh. Santa Claus- fake. Tooth fairy- fake. The Easter Bunny is real, though. *solemn nod*

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

The Easter Bunny is real, though.

Oh thank god (He's still not real though, right?). I don't think I could have handled all my illusions being destroyed in one day.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

(Okay, technically not real. I'm not going to say it out loud for fear of permanently damaging your psyche.)

Harvey the Pooka on the other hand is totally real. Totally.