You've gotta be kidding me

[quesarah]

Received from a family member:

Subject: RE: God is Good!

If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it.

I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good
thought. Too bad that the person who sent it to me did not know 10 people who
would admit to knowing the Lord. If I send this to you, please send it back so I  will know that my friends do know the Lord.

I don't think I know 10 people who would admit they love Jesus.
Do You Love Him?

This is a simple test:

IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!

This sounds like a bunch of junior high bullshit.

Comments

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

I can not make heads or tails of that!

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

So if I'm reading that correctly they are saying that the only reason you wouldn't send that e-mail back to the person who sent it to you is if you didn't read it?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Or something. It's like a forward of a forward with a really stupid bad poem about praying at the end, and the exhortation to SEND IT TO 10 PEOPLE IF YOU LOVE JESUS!

I hate this shit.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Neither can I. But somehow it still pisses me off.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

I hate it too. It should try harder. Surely it should say something like people who don't send it will get hit by cars and people who do send it will all get massive penises or something.
Chain letters need to work harder goddamnit. I blame the government.

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

Well any time a person asks me if I love jesus, or if I practice the commandments, keep the sabath or any other kind of intrusion into my religious freedon, I get pissed.

[missedith01.livejournal.com]

Must be a nice state of mind to be in, though. Nothing can touch that!

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

or it should say microsoft will pay you thousands of dollars if you send it on *facepalm*

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

*lol*

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ah, contented self-delusion. Our President highly recommends it.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Me too. Makes me want to reply "No, Jesus and I talked it over and decided we're better off as just good friends."

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Damn government hand-outs. They're making everyone lazy.

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

Good answer!

[sionnain.livejournal.com]

Send it back and say something like, "I love Jesus, but the son of a bitch never called me back, so I'm through with Him." or something equally blasphemous. :)

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

[madenglishbloke.livejournal.com]

one of my friends has trained her daughter well - any time this friend opens the door to any prosylyters, her daughter comes running thriough, asking if mum is ready to asacrifice this goat yet, oh, and are your friends coming in as well??
works a treat every time...
i usually just settle for shutting the door in their faces, without saying a word.
when it comes to this, ive occasionally sent email back, suggesting that maybe they should try contacting people who feel the same as them, oh, and BTW, hope you like the donkey porn ive just signed you up for...

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

I love the idea of the daughter running in...
I just hope they do not call child welfare on the family.
You live in the UK so I suppose that is not as likely to happen as in the USA

[chumm.livejournal.com]

Do you like me? Check yes or no.

-Jesus

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

*lol* That's exactly what it made me think of.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

Nothing can touch that!

Not verbally but a taser can work wonders.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

Maybe there is a gap in the market for some kind of genetically engineered super spam that takes the most effective traits from all the normal spams and condenses them into one e-mail.
We could be millionaires I tell you. Millionaires!

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

I'm no theologian, not even a Christian, but from what I know about that Jesus dude, I'm not sure he'd be into chain letters. Too much meaningless punishment, I'd imagine.

I can just hear South Park Jesus coaching Stan to use email only for good and maybe the occasional fart joke. :D

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Subject: RE: God is Good!

How nice for you. This subject line tells me that I'll hate what is to follow...

If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it.

Unfortunately, this time I *did* waste my time and read it. You may get a reply, but it probably won't be the one you want. And it might have some cursing.

I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought. Too bad that the person who sent it to me did not know 10 people who
would admit to knowing the Lord. If I send this to you, please send it back so I will know that my friends do know the Lord.

Hmmmmm. Maybe they aren't Christian. Did that ever ocurr to you asswipe? Not everyone is. But naturally, you assume that you don't know such savages, right?

I don't think I know 10 people who would admit they love Jesus.
Do You Love Him?

This is a simple test:

IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!

What kind of test is this? It's stupid. You're stupid. Why are you wasting bandwith on crap like this?

This sounds like a bunch of junior high bullshit.

Psssst. God told St. Peter who told Mary who told John who told the Holy Ghost that Jesus has a crush on you. Shhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone I told you. Satan will get mad about it cuz he has a crush on Jesus.

[blankbadge.livejournal.com]

Don't be ridiculous. Next you'll be saying that Jesus wouldn't like all the money made off his name or Christianity being used to justify persecution and intolerance and frankly that would just be crazy talk.