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Subject: RE: God is Good!

If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it.

I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good
thought. Too bad that the person who sent it to me did not know 10 people who
would admit to knowing the Lord. If I send this to you, please send it back so I  will know that my friends do know the Lord.

I don't think I know 10 people who would admit they love Jesus.
Do You Love Him?

This is a simple test:

IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!
This sounds like a bunch of junior high bullshit.

Date: 2005-01-13 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com
I can not make heads or tails of that!

Date: 2005-01-13 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com
Neither can I. But somehow it still pisses me off.

Date: 2005-01-13 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com
Well any time a person asks me if I love jesus, or if I practice the commandments, keep the sabath or any other kind of intrusion into my religious freedon, I get pissed.

Date: 2005-01-13 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com
Yeah. Me too. Makes me want to reply "No, Jesus and I talked it over and decided we're better off as just good friends."

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Date: 2005-01-13 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blankbadge.livejournal.com
So if I'm reading that correctly they are saying that the only reason you wouldn't send that e-mail back to the person who sent it to you is if you didn't read it?

Date: 2005-01-13 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com
Or something. It's like a forward of a forward with a really stupid bad poem about praying at the end, and the exhortation to SEND IT TO 10 PEOPLE IF YOU LOVE JESUS!

I hate this shit.

Date: 2005-01-13 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blankbadge.livejournal.com
I hate it too. It should try harder. Surely it should say something like people who don't send it will get hit by cars and people who do send it will all get massive penises or something.
Chain letters need to work harder goddamnit. I blame the government.

Date: 2005-01-13 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com
or it should say microsoft will pay you thousands of dollars if you send it on *facepalm*

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Date: 2005-01-13 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missedith01.livejournal.com
Must be a nice state of mind to be in, though. Nothing can touch that!

Date: 2005-01-13 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com
Ah, contented self-delusion. Our President highly recommends it.

Date: 2005-01-13 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blankbadge.livejournal.com
Nothing can touch that!

Not verbally but a taser can work wonders.

Date: 2005-01-13 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sionnain.livejournal.com
Send it back and say something like, "I love Jesus, but the son of a bitch never called me back, so I'm through with Him." or something equally blasphemous. :)

Date: 2005-01-13 07:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-01-13 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chumm.livejournal.com
Do you like me? Check yes or no.

-Jesus

Date: 2005-01-13 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com
*lol* That's exactly what it made me think of.

Date: 2005-01-14 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chumm.livejournal.com


It seemed appropriately inappropriate *shrug*

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Date: 2005-01-13 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wafflelips.livejournal.com
Subject: RE: God is Good!

How nice for you. This subject line tells me that I'll hate what is to follow...

If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it.

Unfortunately, this time I *did* waste my time and read it. You may get a reply, but it probably won't be the one you want. And it might have some cursing.

I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought. Too bad that the person who sent it to me did not know 10 people who
would admit to knowing the Lord. If I send this to you, please send it back so I will know that my friends do know the Lord.


Hmmmmm. Maybe they aren't Christian. Did that ever ocurr to you asswipe? Not everyone is. But naturally, you assume that you don't know such savages, right?

I don't think I know 10 people who would admit they love Jesus.
Do You Love Him?

This is a simple test:

IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!


What kind of test is this? It's stupid. You're stupid. Why are you wasting bandwith on crap like this?

This sounds like a bunch of junior high bullshit.

Psssst. God told St. Peter who told Mary who told John who told the Holy Ghost that Jesus has a crush on you. Shhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone I told you. Satan will get mad about it cuz he has a crush on Jesus.

Date: 2005-01-13 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woe2you.livejournal.com
I love Jesus. He's a great writer, a good person and a good friend.

Ok, he's Scottish and his beard sometimes smells of citrus fruits, but nobody's perfect.

Date: 2005-01-14 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madenglishbloke.livejournal.com
no, thats billy connoly...

Date: 2005-01-14 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] woe2you.livejournal.com
Billy Connolly smells of lemon? Ye gods.

Date: 2005-01-14 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ewokgirl.livejournal.com
Please tell me you ripped them a new one!

Date: 2005-01-14 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com
Nah, sadly I deleted and let it go. *hangs head in shame*

Date: 2005-01-14 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virginmartyr1.livejournal.com
lol. your icon makes me laugh.

Date: 2005-01-14 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] virginmartyr1.livejournal.com
how come no one sent this to me? i think jesus was a cool guy. is it the whole jewish-won't-accept-him-as-my-messiah thing? i think that's just kind of judgemental.

*rolls eyes*

you jesus-hater you!

Date: 2005-01-14 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com
I'm a Jesus-hater, I admit it. Bitch wore the same tunic as me to a frat party and it was *disastrous.*

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