You've gotta be kidding me
Jan. 13th, 2005 10:49 amReceived from a family member:
Subject: RE: God is Good! If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it. I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought. Too bad that the person who sent it to me did not know 10 people who would admit to knowing the Lord. If I send this to you, please send it back so I will know that my friends do know the Lord. I don't think I know 10 people who would admit they love Jesus. Do You Love Him? This is a simple test: IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!This sounds like a bunch of junior high bullshit.
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Date: 2005-01-13 07:07 pm (UTC)I hate this shit.
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Date: 2005-01-13 07:10 pm (UTC)Chain letters need to work harder goddamnit. I blame the government.
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Date: 2005-01-13 09:29 pm (UTC)Not verbally but a taser can work wonders.
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Date: 2005-01-13 08:59 pm (UTC)-Jesus
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Date: 2005-01-14 02:11 am (UTC)It seemed appropriately inappropriate *shrug*
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Date: 2005-01-13 09:39 pm (UTC)How nice for you. This subject line tells me that I'll hate what is to follow...
If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it.
Unfortunately, this time I *did* waste my time and read it. You may get a reply, but it probably won't be the one you want. And it might have some cursing.
I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought. Too bad that the person who sent it to me did not know 10 people who
would admit to knowing the Lord. If I send this to you, please send it back so I will know that my friends do know the Lord.
Hmmmmm. Maybe they aren't Christian. Did that ever ocurr to you asswipe? Not everyone is. But naturally, you assume that you don't know such savages, right?
I don't think I know 10 people who would admit they love Jesus.
Do You Love Him?
This is a simple test:
IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!
What kind of test is this? It's stupid. You're stupid. Why are you wasting bandwith on crap like this?
This sounds like a bunch of junior high bullshit.
Psssst. God told St. Peter who told Mary who told John who told the Holy Ghost that Jesus has a crush on you. Shhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone I told you. Satan will get mad about it cuz he has a crush on Jesus.
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Date: 2005-01-13 10:20 pm (UTC)Ok, he's Scottish and his beard sometimes smells of citrus fruits, but nobody's perfect.
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Date: 2005-01-14 03:16 am (UTC)*rolls eyes*
you jesus-hater you!
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