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Nov. 17th, 2003
Random thoughts
Nov. 17th, 2003 11:51 am1. I have a friend who's taken up the habit of exclaiming "Christies!" when she's surprised. I've told her it sounds less like a curse than a breakfast cereal. "Sugar-frosted Christies, a part of this balanced breakfast. This is my body given for you. Do this in remembrance of me."
2. Saturday evening with the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
virginmartyr1 was super fun. We were both pretty beat from all-day rehearsal but I think the exhaustion added a neat level of giddiness to the evening. And her friend from LA is cool. Hee!
3. We bought a new oven mitt this weekend. It's quite a festive shade of blue with lemons all over it. It looks more like a puppet than an oven mitt, sowafflelips decided it needed a name. I decided we should call it Oven Dando, since there are lemons all over its head.
4. My freakish evangelical Christian cousin emailed me. She got a job with the Homeland Security Department and is moving from Kansas City to Washington DC. (editorial comment: how fucking frightening is it that a nutjob like her is working for Homeland Security? I'm sure Ashcroft will just luuuuuuurve her.) She wants my advice about where to live, etc.
Some Important Facts:
a) I never lived in DC. I lived in Baltimore
b) The rude bitch came to our home, spent the night, and then left us with a pamphlet on "the truth about homosexuality" (with certain important passages highlighted) for us to study. For our own good. So we'll repent and be "cured."
I want to write a terse message saying "Sorry, can't help you." Butwafflelips says I should say "fuck off and die" as well. Any opinions on the matter?
2. Saturday evening with the
virginmartyr1 was super fun. We were both pretty beat from all-day rehearsal but I think the exhaustion added a neat level of giddiness to the evening. And her friend from LA is cool. Hee! 3. We bought a new oven mitt this weekend. It's quite a festive shade of blue with lemons all over it. It looks more like a puppet than an oven mitt, so
wafflelips decided it needed a name. I decided we should call it Oven Dando, since there are lemons all over its head.4. My freakish evangelical Christian cousin emailed me. She got a job with the Homeland Security Department and is moving from Kansas City to Washington DC. (editorial comment: how fucking frightening is it that a nutjob like her is working for Homeland Security? I'm sure Ashcroft will just luuuuuuurve her.) She wants my advice about where to live, etc.
Some Important Facts:
a) I never lived in DC. I lived in Baltimore
b) The rude bitch came to our home, spent the night, and then left us with a pamphlet on "the truth about homosexuality" (with certain important passages highlighted) for us to study. For our own good. So we'll repent and be "cured."
I want to write a terse message saying "Sorry, can't help you." But
wafflelips says I should say "fuck off and die" as well. Any opinions on the matter?
Mom update
Nov. 17th, 2003 04:03 pmIn case you're curious, she went home last night. We still don't know what caused the arrythmia, but she's had a fistful of tests run. Hopefully her cardiologist can make sense of the results. She sounds tired, but okay.