Tom Cruise is the new Michael Jackson

[quesarah]

Salon.com Arts & Entertainment | The Fix:

Tom Cruise on how he managed to outwit the paparazzi and safeguard Katie Holmes and daughter Suri since her birth last week: "Do you think I'm gonna let anybody mess with my girls? Come on, man, I make 'Mission: Impossible' movies." (ContactMusic)

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[king-ghidorah.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who should be more insulted by that comparison, Michael Jackson or Tom Cruise....

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

They're both skeery freaks, in very different ways.

[mzwyndi.livejournal.com]

You know, I sort of feel bad for the guy. He's always been this big of an idiot -- suddenly we just can't stomach it.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Are you certain? It seems lately he's been much more vocal about his idiocy.

[mzwyndi.livejournal.com]

Well, he's been pretty stupid for a pretty long time.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/t/tom_cruise.html

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

OK to clarify: he's always been stupid, but lately he seems off his rocker, too.

[mzwyndi.livejournal.com]

I'll give you that. There's a nice little conspiracy theory out there from a defector from the Scientologists that says he had a psychotic break during an initiation ceremony and declared he was leaving... but was forcibly "worked on" until he decided to stay.

Whatever happened, at some point he went from controlling and litigation-happy to... nutjob extraordinaire.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'll give you that. There's a nice little conspiracy theory out there from a defector from the Scientologists that says he had a psychotic break during an initiation ceremony and declared he was leaving... but was forcibly "worked on" until he decided to stay.

Who, the defector? Or Tom?

Whatever happened, at some point he went from controlling and litigation-happy to... nutjob extraordinaire.

Make that a controlling litigation-happy nutjob. What a catch! O.o

[mzwyndi.livejournal.com]

Tom.

And, yeah, what a catch.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Wait, so who is the new Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise is the new Michael Jackson?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Please let there not be another one waiting to take over.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

I COULD BE THE NEW TOM CRUISE!

Where has my will to subjugate women and destroy all lesser life forms gotten to?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

You'd have to chuck half your brain down the loo.

[juanitadark.livejournal.com]

Tom, how many times am I going to have to tell you: you're not Neo.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

He must have Keanu envy.

[drealle.livejournal.com]

I really dislike Tom Cruise. After changing his girlfriend's name (he now insists that she be called 'Kate') and then telling her she's not allowed to scream during an enforced natural childbirth, I can't believe he's now in charge of raising a whole other person.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Well, he's off in Rome now to promote his newest movie. And bragging to reporters about what a great father he is. No lie.

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

*sneaks in*
Happy Birthday!
*sneaks out again*

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

*spies you*

Thanks!