turning the tables

[quesarah]

another questionnaire for you from bernard pivot by way of james lipton.

1. What is your favorite word?


2. What is your least favorite word?


3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?


4. What turns you off?


5. What sound or noise do you love?


6. What sound or noise do you hate?


7. What is your favorite curse word?


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?


9. What profession would you not like to do?


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1. belly


2. cunt; it's typically used in such a pejorative way.


3. invigorating conversations with my friends, the kind where we talk for hours about anything and everything.


4. rigid, closed minds


5. giggles. not laughter, but giggles. they're so playful and unguarded.


6. screeching tires make me cringe


7. cocksucker


8. music teacher for elementary school kids


9. politics


10. "let's sit down and have a nice chat. what would you like to know?"

Comments

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite word?

I sort of like most of them. I can't say I have a particular favourite.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Moist.

3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?

Creatively, I have absolutely no idea, it just happens, I don't know why. If I did, I would make it happen more often. Spiritually, usually a piece of music, or the countryside around here. Emotionally, not sure.

4. What turns you off?

Reality.

5. What sound or noise do you love?

Beethoven.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

The sound of stupid people.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Wankstain.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

I would have liked to be a Doctor.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Anything involving raw sewage.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

'I told you I didn't exist. My son.'

[mycorethoughts.livejournal.com]

What is your favorite word? I dunno.

What is your least favorite word? I dunno.

What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Solitude.

What turns you off? Noise, especially unnecessary noise.

What sound or noise do you love? Birds singing in the morning or evening.

What sound or noise do you hate? Table saws.

What is your favorite curse word? Right now? Fucktard.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I'd like to go back to music full time, but that's not gonna happen unless I win the lottery.

What profession would you not like to do? I wouldn't want to be the person who has to put strays out of their misery.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Welcome" would be enough, I think. :)

[ariestess]

1. fuck
   
2. hate
   
3. creatively :: I really love a challenge. And a strong character, usually female, to work with. But yeah, I love a challenge that makes me think and work for it...
   spiritually :: This is something that I've pondered most of my life, to be completely honest... I think energy turns me on spiritually, the whole concept of the energy of the earth and its elements, particularly when they're flowing through me, is a huge spiritual turn-on...
   emotionally :: Honesty and open mindedness are huge for me.
   I suppose in a lot of ways, all 3 of these ways of being turned on are interrelated for me, to be totally honest...
   
4. Narrow mindedness, hatred, dishonesty primarily...
   
5. A good belch or fart... [and the ensuing giggle fest that follows it, according to shatterpath]
   
6. people shouting and fighting
   
7. fuck
   
8. professional writer, artist, sculptor, clergywoman
   
9. anything that doesn't allow for some sort of creativity
   
10. "PeeWee's been talking about you all these years. It's a pleasure to finally meet the girl she's so proud of."

Also putting these in my journal with the meme...

[geli-tripping.livejournal.com]

What is your favorite word? Love

What is your least favorite word? Fondle

What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Interacting with interesting, open-minded people.

What turns you off? Idiots who can't see past their own little world.

What sound or noise do you love? Birds singing

What sound or noise do you hate? Children screeching

What is your favorite curse word? Shit is probably my all-time fave, though thanks to Deadwood I'm also fond of Cocksucker!

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Novelist

What profession would you not like to do? Mathematician

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Ha ha, see, there really IS a Heaven! Come on in sister!"

[1idiotmagnet.livejournal.com]

What is your favorite word? Stealing this one from "G"....love

What is your least favorite word? Shut up

What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Creatively and spiritually are pretty much the same, I have to see it, read it, watch it or experience it. Emotionally, most likely when someone honestly and truly expresses them self to me.

What turns you off? Lies, manipulation, self centered people...the list is endless.

What sound or noise do you love? Boots walking on stones, newspapers crinkling, birdies and kittens.

What sound or noise do you hate? The dentist drill, screaming children, fingernails on a chalkboard and my ex's voice.

What is your favorite curse word? Cock

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Being a millionaire would be interesting.

What profession would you not like to do? Sales of any kind!

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I knew you'd make it!"

[raar.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite word?
Passion

2. What is your least favorite word?
Whatever

3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
creatively: music/paper crafts
spiritually: fishing in mountain streams
emotionally: my husband and my son

4. What turns you off?
7am on any given Monday morning

5. What sound or noise do you love?
my son giggling and splashing in the tub

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
a knife screeching across a plate the wrong way

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Crikey!

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Full time massage therapist or Professional Dancer or Construction Manager for Movie Sets

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Dentistry, Social Worker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Here's your fishing license, bait, and tackle box."

[madenglishbloke.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite word?
payday

2. What is your least favorite word?
the phrase "you owe us money..."
especially if folowed by "which leg do you want breaking?"

3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
creatively: depends - anything can make my muse bite.
spiritually: sunrise & sunset.
emotionally: a cute girl smiling at me.

4. What turns you off?
lies & hypocrasy.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
rain on the window, or possibly a girl gently moaning as we make sweet music together.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
my bedroom door opening while making sweet music...

7. What is your favorite curse word?
fucktard, wankstain

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
band manager, teacher, astronaut

9. What profession would you not like to do?
politician, shelf stacker (DOH!!)

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"we surrender!"