We should organize a Donut Pride Festival. We could have it in the park. Dunkin Donuts and Tim Hortons could be our corporate sponsors. There would be Donut Drag (where one kind of donut dresses up as another, sprinkles being the favorite way to dress up). It'd be fun and uplifting!
WHEEEE!!!! donuts and the people who love them would flock from far and wide to attend. it's be a smashing success. entertaining and an important step in breaking down our donut-ist society and working toward a world free of donut discrimination.
i am ashamed, but i have never had tim hortons. i don't even think i've ever seen or been in the presence of a tim hortons. is this a midwestern or canadian thing? i would like to try tim hortons since it seems to be a very tasty donut establishment. please advise.
many thanks, your friendly donut pride festival co-organizer
Tim Hortons is indeed a Canadian chain named after...wait for it...a HOCKEY PLAYER! Yes, Tim Horton was on the Toronto Maple Leafs before playing for Buffalo. He was killed in a car accident on the highway in my hometown but his donut chains live on. (see my image)
I would be at Donut Pride in a heartbeat. Would sell my belongings just to get there. To sample the donuts of the world.
I will have a hard time with this tolerance thing. Why can't people just eat maple dips and make it easier for me to like them?
I will sometimes eat a sprinkle donut. Just sometimes. I rinse my mouth out with soap afterwards.
I will have a hard time with this tolerance thing. Why can't people just eat maple dips and make it easier for me to like them?
I think all this non-maple-phobia springs from your own natural desires for other types of donut. Instead of feeling ashamed, you should embrace and celebrate your openness to other donut types.
WHEEEE!!!! donuts and the people who love them would flock from far and wide to attend. it's be a smashing success. entertaining and an important step in breaking down our donut-ist society and working toward a world free of donut discrimination.
We need a banner. And a slogan. And a catchy set of intials to string together. And t shirts. And buttons! Oh goodness, there's so much to do. I wonder if Cyndi Lauper is busy that day?
i don't even think i've ever seen or been in the presence of a tim hortons
We shall rectify this during GALA. A pilgrimage to Tim Horton's is certainly in order.
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Date: 2003-12-16 04:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-16 04:37 pm (UTC)i am ashamed, but i have never had tim hortons. i don't even think i've ever seen or been in the presence of a tim hortons. is this a midwestern or canadian thing? i would like to try tim hortons since it seems to be a very tasty donut establishment. please advise.
many thanks,
your friendly donut pride festival co-organizer
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Date: 2003-12-16 04:59 pm (UTC)I would be at Donut Pride in a heartbeat. Would sell my belongings just to get there. To sample the donuts of the world.
I will have a hard time with this tolerance thing. Why can't people just eat maple dips and make it easier for me to like them?
I will sometimes eat a sprinkle donut. Just sometimes. I rinse my mouth out with soap afterwards.
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Date: 2003-12-16 09:11 pm (UTC)I think all this non-maple-phobia springs from your own natural desires for other types of donut. Instead of feeling ashamed, you should embrace and celebrate your openness to other donut types.
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Date: 2003-12-16 09:10 pm (UTC)We need a banner. And a slogan. And a catchy set of intials to string together. And t shirts. And buttons! Oh goodness, there's so much to do. I wonder if Cyndi Lauper is busy that day?
i don't even think i've ever seen or been in the presence of a tim hortons
We shall rectify this during GALA. A pilgrimage to Tim Horton's is certainly in order.