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1. Settle a debate I've been having. Clowns: tragic, scary or just not funny?
Scary. Creepy. And frequently boozy bastards.
2. "Beauty is truth, truth beauty - that is all ye know on Earth or need to know" - true or false?
False. Beauty is its own quantity, neither truer nor falser than anything else. Accept it for itself, and assign no greater meaning to it.
3. What is the single funniest thing anyone's ever said to you?
Many years ago, while riding in the car in the middle of the day my friend Geli suddenly turned to me and exclaimed "Don't come in my mouth!" After I stopped rolling on the floor in helpless laughter, I asked her why she said it. She smiled, said she just felt like it. It was one of those incongruities that are so strange that they're hiarious. Like the time we were driving home from a movie and there was a fucking couch in the middle of the street.
It was blue, floral print. In the middle of the goddamned street. I wanted to stop and have a seat, but Geli thought it prudent to move along.
4. Who is your favourite rodent, and why?
Certainly not that fascist bastard Mickey Mouse. He puts mind control drugs in the cheese, and electrodes in the mouse ears. This is the happiest place on earth, it's the happiest place on earth...
Swine!!
5. Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would you like some toast?
Look
I understand too little too late
I realize there are things you say and do
You can never take back
But what would you be if you didn't even try
You have to try
So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
If you want me to interview you, leave a comment.
THE RULES:
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
woe2you. 1. Settle a debate I've been having. Clowns: tragic, scary or just not funny?
Scary. Creepy. And frequently boozy bastards.
2. "Beauty is truth, truth beauty - that is all ye know on Earth or need to know" - true or false?
False. Beauty is its own quantity, neither truer nor falser than anything else. Accept it for itself, and assign no greater meaning to it.
3. What is the single funniest thing anyone's ever said to you?
Many years ago, while riding in the car in the middle of the day my friend Geli suddenly turned to me and exclaimed "Don't come in my mouth!" After I stopped rolling on the floor in helpless laughter, I asked her why she said it. She smiled, said she just felt like it. It was one of those incongruities that are so strange that they're hiarious. Like the time we were driving home from a movie and there was a fucking couch in the middle of the street.
It was blue, floral print. In the middle of the goddamned street. I wanted to stop and have a seat, but Geli thought it prudent to move along.
4. Who is your favourite rodent, and why?
Certainly not that fascist bastard Mickey Mouse. He puts mind control drugs in the cheese, and electrodes in the mouse ears. This is the happiest place on earth, it's the happiest place on earth...
Swine!!
5. Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would you like some toast?
Look
I understand too little too late
I realize there are things you say and do
You can never take back
But what would you be if you didn't even try
You have to try
So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger
If you want me to interview you, leave a comment.
THE RULES:
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
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Date: 2004-02-13 10:59 am (UTC)