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I will be traveling on March 2nd, the day of California's primary election. I forgot that fact until yesterday, at which point it was too late to register for an absentee ballot. I am a sad nonvoting crackmonkey.

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king_ghidorah,

gonzo21 and

woe2you: boys, the ongoing discussion of comic horror movies astounds me. It frightens me a little, too. I've seen the Evil Dead series and Ginger Snaps; that's pretty much it. Y'all have a depth of knowledge of the genre that's just creepy. They seemed like such nice fellows... except for that Chris; he was a right bastard.

wafflelips has taken to referring to

woe2you as "mister woe2you." As in, "Did you see what that mister woe2you posted today? What kind of crack is he smoking?" It amuses me, and I expect it will amuse him too. There, now I'm the Entertainment.

Boy, that does sound dodgy, doesn't it?

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I'll vote next week. If I wouldn't get arrested, I'd vote in your place, too.

Entertainment! yay!

And have the three geek boys friended each other yet? Interesting to note that the guys never friend first, or am I just a crack-smoking monkey in thinking that they don't do that?

I knew

gonzo21 previously - from Satori, I think.

Socio-illogically, I tend to friend those who friend me. My outgoing nature, y'know.

So I'm not a crack-smoking monkey! Sheesh, I was worried for a second there...

Shaky logic. You could be a crack-smoking monkey who's also right.

That's true. I could also be brain dead and *not* a crack-smoking monkey. Or I could be a crack-smoking panda bear. Or a crack-smoking dolphin. Or I could be someone who needs to actually do my work. Nah, it can't be the last one.

Close examination of your recent To Do list would suggest otherwise, yes.

I propose a deal: no further speculation on the crack, and I'll recommend or warn you off it once testing is complete, and on receipt of your species credentials.

No crack??!? But how will I ever get through my day? Actually, the notion of me and my nervous system on crack is a scary, scary thought.

Um, I seem to have misplaced my species credentials.

You'll be pleased to know that after lengthy negotiations, the title of the aforementioned position is now "Senior Vice President, Distractional Activities Division". Further details will follow the signing of the contract, which is slated for Monday.

Creepy? Creepy? Hmph.

Further details of the crack under consumption will follow exhaustive testing.

I'll have my attorney accompany me on Monday when the contracts are ready for signing.

Creepy? Creepy? Hmph.

Why yes; creepy.

Further details of the crack under consumption will follow exhaustive testing.

I'll need a notarised report, filed in triplicate.

I protest "creepy".

Disturbing?

The general idea, not the semantics.

Lo siento. My intention was only to cajole.

Come to think of it, I can probably turn this whole thing into some sort of title - "Mr. The Right Bastard

woe2you, Creepy Geek Extraordinaire". Or something.

I think "the Honorable" needs to be worked in there; something like "The Right Honorable Bastard Mr.

woe2you , CGE."

"The Right Dishonourable"?

Don't you have anything better to do on a Saturday than reply to my inane babbling? Shame on you.

The Girl's at yoga, as is the pal I'm supposed to run about with this afternoon. I just got off the phone with my Dad; he's in hospital still, cardiac care unit. I am employing your services as Senior Vice President, Distractional Activities Division.

I'm just using you, how horrid of me!

You should be ashamed of yourself. Ok, so I lie. I actually changed the subject line because my inbox was getting all samey and boring.

From which you may draw your own conclusions as to my similar need for distractional activities.

S'not fair. Nobody refers to me as a cool alternative name like 'Mr Field' or anything. All I'm stuck with is my stupid livejournal name which I wish I'd put a little more thought into, rather than losing my temper after the umpteenth suggestion had been vetoed by the livejournal registration programme.

I'm so upset, I seem to have become anonymous. Good lord.

Will it make you feel better to know that I constantly win the battle to not burst into the theme song from "Simon in the Land of the Chalk Drawings" every time I interact with you?

Well, I refer to you as Simon. I know his name is Chris, but I know lots of people named Chris, and it's confusing as hell. Also, if I say woe2you in the middle of conversation, it comes out more like Whatayou.

To king_ghidorah, gonzo21 and woe2you: boys, the ongoing discussion of comic horror movies astounds me. It frightens me a little, too. I've seen the Evil Dead series and Ginger Snaps; that's pretty much it. Y'all have a depth of knowledge of the genre that's just creepy.

I guess my much-dimmed love of bad films is a bit creepy. My 20s were a period where my insomnia and my love of bad movies combined into a deep exploration of that high art, the Bad Horror Film. True dreck is the rule in Bad Horror Films, but a handful of films and directors do stand out. And it surprises me how many have gone on to bigger and better things. Some never realized their early potential but still became successful (Carpenter, Hooper, Craven, Romero). Others had success-- both artistically and career-wise that was much greater than I ever thought (Cronenberg, Raimi, Jackson). And others are beloved by horror fans, but remain as obscure as they should be (notably Don Coscarelli.) I never was a big lover of the italian horror guys (Fulci, Argento, etc.), but the fact that they are fairly well-known now also surprises me. I still have a soft spot for the Bad Horror Film, though, but I seldom indulge the habit anymore.

They seemed like such nice fellows... except for that Chris; he was a right bastard.

That nice guy thing. Again, I'm trying to work on the brooding asshole thing, cuz its a chick magnet. How many times to I need to remind you?

Chris = right bastard. Doug = brooding asshole. Got it.

Simon, is there any nasty name you'd rather be called by?

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I feel so dirty and used...

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