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[quesarah]

I will be traveling on March 2nd, the day of California's primary election. I forgot that fact until yesterday, at which point it was too late to register for an absentee ballot. I am a sad nonvoting crackmonkey.

To king_ghidorah, gonzo21 and woe2you: boys, the ongoing discussion of comic horror movies astounds me. It frightens me a little, too. I've seen the Evil Dead series and Ginger Snaps; that's pretty much it. Y'all have a depth of knowledge of the genre that's just creepy. They seemed like such nice fellows... except for that Chris; he was a right bastard.

wafflelips has taken to referring to woe2you as "mister woe2you." As in, "Did you see what that mister woe2you posted today? What kind of crack is he smoking?" It amuses me, and I expect it will amuse him too. There, now I'm the Entertainment.

Boy, that does sound dodgy, doesn't it?

Comments

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

Shaky logic. You could be a crack-smoking monkey who's also right.

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

That's true. I could also be brain dead and *not* a crack-smoking monkey. Or I could be a crack-smoking panda bear. Or a crack-smoking dolphin. Or I could be someone who needs to actually do my work. Nah, it can't be the last one.

[woe2you.livejournal.com]

Close examination of your recent To Do list would suggest otherwise, yes.

I propose a deal: no further speculation on the crack, and I'll recommend or warn you off it once testing is complete, and on receipt of your species credentials.

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

No crack??!? But how will I ever get through my day? Actually, the notion of me and my nervous system on crack is a scary, scary thought.

Um, I seem to have misplaced my species credentials.