The Maiden Voyage

[quesarah]

Well here we are, the first trip of the Constantly Baffled. I was in a perfectly chipper mood this morning, even taking into account the quanitity of Belgian-style beer I imbibed last night. I'm going to a wedding this afternoon which is guaranteed to be chock-full of lesbians singing about Gaia in their drumming circles. Interesting, at least.

Then I got a phone call, informing me that my brother-in-law's heart troubles finally got the best of him this morning. What to do?