We are confused by your recent letter. You appear to be waiting for us to send you a fucking cellphone. Although we are researching the new fucking techonology, we do not have a fucking cellphone on the market yet. We hope that you can be patient and use one of our other models without the fucking feature. I'm sure you will not be disappointed. When the fucking cellphone becomes available, we will notify you right away.
Rings and Vibrations, Cingular
P.S. We like to refer to ourselves as punk ass beeotches! The "ass" gives it some flare. As you already know, Cingular is all about flare.
If you do not have a fucking cellphone on the market, then I must protest that the selling of your merchandise on blowfish.com and Good Vibrations amounts to false advertising. I'm calling the BBB, you punk ass beeotches!
Hope that lunch improves your day. If not, choose one of the following: - make crank calls to Cingular or other corporate entities - develop something to do with research that involves paper airplanes, bouncing balls, or sharp objects - crawl under a desk and take a nap - go home (perhaps lunch left you feeling a little green...)
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2004-03-18 12:22 pm (UTC)We are confused by your recent letter. You appear to be waiting for us to send you a fucking cellphone. Although we are researching the new fucking techonology, we do not have a fucking cellphone on the market yet. We hope that you can be patient and use one of our other models without the fucking feature. I'm sure you will not be disappointed. When the fucking cellphone becomes available, we will notify you right away.
Rings and Vibrations,
Cingular
P.S. We like to refer to ourselves as punk ass beeotches! The "ass" gives it some flare. As you already know, Cingular is all about flare.
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Date: 2004-03-18 12:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-18 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-18 02:29 pm (UTC)If you do not have a fucking cellphone on the market, then I must protest that the selling of your merchandise on blowfish.com and Good Vibrations amounts to false advertising. I'm calling the BBB, you punk ass beeotches!
Sparkles and flares,
Me
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Date: 2004-03-19 10:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-18 01:19 pm (UTC)- make crank calls to Cingular or other corporate entities
- develop something to do with research that involves paper airplanes, bouncing balls, or sharp objects
- crawl under a desk and take a nap
- go home (perhaps lunch left you feeling a little green...)
Hugs to you :o)