Friday. Yay.
Apr. 2nd, 2004 02:11 pmI'm usually much more sprightly on Friday -- yes, sprightly. Don't mock my adjective choice. -- as I was saying, usually more sprightly but the Insane Headache from Hell is leeching away my good humor. It feels like a baby pachyderm has taken up residence in my sinuses.
Speaking of baby pachyderms! There's a new elephant calf at the Zoo and he's so cute! Elephants are such cool creatures; very bright, with complex social interactions. Plus, their skin feels neat. I love 'em.
The poll results were quite enlightening. I saw his vehicle yesterday morning and simply couldn't imagine what kind of person the driver was. (Hence the poll.) I had a feeling many women would have strong feelings/reactions to that set of decorative items, but was most curious to hear reactions from men. It was interesting to note that 2/3 of the male respondents question the driver's manhood. The remaining third assumed DriverDick was a Texan. However, we think Remaining One Third slipped the pollsters a PCP-laced spliff, so we're throwing out his answer.
Honestly, I don't understand why DriverDick has all that stuff on his truck. He simply can't be getting any action. Most of the women I know would see that truck and immediately run far far away, where his tiny micropenis could never follow.
I'm looking forward to Wonderfalls tonight, since it's the best thing that happened to Friday night since...well...since not having to work on Saturday, I guess.
Okay, back to the growing pile of shit work on my desk. Y'all kids be good, or at least be creative.
Edited because the Grammar had left the building, and I am all kinds of anal-retentive.
Speaking of baby pachyderms! There's a new elephant calf at the Zoo and he's so cute! Elephants are such cool creatures; very bright, with complex social interactions. Plus, their skin feels neat. I love 'em.
The poll results were quite enlightening. I saw his vehicle yesterday morning and simply couldn't imagine what kind of person the driver was. (Hence the poll.) I had a feeling many women would have strong feelings/reactions to that set of decorative items, but was most curious to hear reactions from men. It was interesting to note that 2/3 of the male respondents question the driver's manhood. The remaining third assumed DriverDick was a Texan. However, we think Remaining One Third slipped the pollsters a PCP-laced spliff, so we're throwing out his answer.
Honestly, I don't understand why DriverDick has all that stuff on his truck. He simply can't be getting any action. Most of the women I know would see that truck and immediately run far far away, where his tiny micropenis could never follow.
I'm looking forward to Wonderfalls tonight, since it's the best thing that happened to Friday night since...well...since not having to work on Saturday, I guess.
Okay, back to the growing pile of shit work on my desk. Y'all kids be good, or at least be creative.
Edited because the Grammar had left the building, and I am all kinds of anal-retentive.
We joke about these things as if they aren't going to happen...
Date: 2004-04-04 09:04 pm (UTC)Re: We joke about these things as if they aren't going to happen...
Date: 2004-04-04 11:40 pm (UTC)Well, I hope I get a chance to see the remaining 9 episodes. That'd be nice. At any rate, if you're still planning to come to Cali for spring break, let me know. At the very least, I can buy a girl a drink to drown her sorrows over a canceled show.