Does everyone have to piss me off today? Are you trying to get it all out at once so the rest of my week is pleasant? Or are you all just a bunch of incompetent, needy, whining, buffoons?
I think today people are just being annoying everywhere. I think we just need some chocolate, baseballs, a baseball bat and a nice bottle of wine. And maybe puppets. Especially that crack addict bug...yeah. When people come by today to talk to us, we'll just laugh insanely with a bottle of wine between us, chocolate dribbling down our faces, the puppet (with chocolate all over her face) tickling the person who's bothering us and we won't answer them. We'll just hit a baseball into the office instead. Every time they try and ask us something, we'll hit another ball. They'll leave us alone eventually. And think of how much better we'll both feel. :)
Actually, I would think that you would just need the bat. Pick it up when people start asking a question and look them in the eye, and I think people will stop asking you questions.
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