I remember when...

[quesarah]

Swiped from half my friends list:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah sure like I'm gonna post something here only to have you turn it into some hate fest where you bring up that ONE TIME I betrayed you to the authorities over your gun smuggling ring. I didn't have to tell you I was wearing a wire, you know.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

You also didn't have to lie and tell them I had illegals in my bottom. Those cavity searches take way too much time. And they really don't like you to talk dirty to them while they're doing it. Whatever.

You'll remember that I never said a word about your little stable of nubile young "houseboys" you supplied to various rich old ladies. You netted quite a tidy sum from that, as I recall.

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

(I would reply to this, but I'm laughing far too much.)