I hate this company

[quesarah]

Yet another annoying memo email from the Head Dickspank in Charge of Moneygrubbing. This time, he's telling us all that we're spending too much money on travel-related expenditures so we are to suspend all non-customer related travel immediately. (what about conferences, dickspank? do they count as customer-related?) Also, we're to suspend all catered lunches for internal meetings at all sites. What do lunches have to do with travel? He finishes up by saying "let me reinforce the message that we, as a team, need to create a culture where we treat our shareholder's money as if it were our own." Oh just shove another $50 up your ass and talk to us when the cash has gotten back into your system, you whore.

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[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. Someone needs to make one of those meme generating thingies that makes obnoxious business cards for people.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Clearly there is a pressing need.

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Clearly. Because why else does lj exist?