I hate this company

[quesarah]

Yet another annoying memo email from the Head Dickspank in Charge of Moneygrubbing. This time, he's telling us all that we're spending too much money on travel-related expenditures so we are to suspend all non-customer related travel immediately. (what about conferences, dickspank? do they count as customer-related?) Also, we're to suspend all catered lunches for internal meetings at all sites. What do lunches have to do with travel? He finishes up by saying "let me reinforce the message that we, as a team, need to create a culture where we treat our shareholder's money as if it were our own." Oh just shove another $50 up your ass and talk to us when the cash has gotten back into your system, you whore.

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[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

It gets better. One of the trainees told me that a guy in her division replied to the email asking if these changes apply to the executive level. He got a nasty reply from CEO telling him that "the changes are across the board, there's no need to be cynical."

Really? You've given us every reason to be cynical, you pisswad.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Amazing how the higher somebody gets promoted up the corporate ladder, the smaller their sense of humour becomes.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Particularly when it comes to the subject of cash, the lice-ridden pustule-covered chimp.

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

That's just hysterical!