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[quesarah]

Hey you, yeah you who just asked me a question. Really, I don't know the answer and if you ask me again, I still won't know the answer. Instead of annoying me, why don't you go talk to the person to whom I referred you and actually get an answer? Novel!

Kthanksbye.

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[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Fine. You'd think you could just answer a simple question about the fate of the universe but nooooo.. you have to get all bitchy on me. Whatever.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I told you, it depends on which universe you're talking about. And if you're not sure which universe it is, then I can't help you.

This is the problem with being omniscient. ::sigh::

[distraction77.livejournal.com]

Uh... 'scuse me? Could you tell me, what is the capital of Chadguay?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

N'Djamenacionvideo

[king-ghidorah.livejournal.com]

A conversation on the phone yesterday involved the following (details clouded to protect academic privacy....)

Me: Yes. You can appeal that, but you will need to talk to a specific advisor, who is out of the office and will be back next week. I can take a message, and have her contact you when she returns.

Student: Yes, but the other office said I had to call the college.

Me: That's correct. However, only one of us handles cases of this sort. She will be back next week. I can take a message, and have her contact you when she returns.

Student: Oh. Well, can I come in?

Me: You can come in, but only one of us handles cases of this sort. She will be back next week. I can take a message, and have her contact you when she returns.

Student: So I have to wait until next week.

Me: Yes, but I can take a message, and have the counselor you need to speak to call you when she returns.

Student: Oh.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm familiar with the "sledgehammer" theory of information gathering. "If I just keep pounding away, eventually I'll get what I want."

[joebanks.livejournal.com]

why do fools fall in love?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Why do birds sing so gay? And what does the Christian Right have to say about it?

[joebanks.livejournal.com]

they want it in the '08 platform. "Marriage is to be defined as a union between to birds of the opposite sex.."

scratch that; can't use the s-e-x word.

"Marriage shall be defined as a union between to birds of opposite genders"
"AND for good luck no interspecies dating either!"

By the way did you ever hear about Ashcroft and the naked statue? Apparently there was this naked from the waist up statue of "Justice" in the Justice dept. It had been there for ever and when he took charge in '01 he had a floor to ceiling curtain put over it.

It's not the same, yet it is in the same neighborhood as the taliban blowing up ancient Buhddha statues.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I hear you on that. The man can't tolerate a statue in the classic form that shows a woman's breasts. Does he have such a dislike for them? What gives?

On a more serious note, I don't trust anyone with the laws of this nation who's so concerned with "obscenity."