Attention nightxade

[quesarah]

According to fair use provisions of our contract, I must inform you that I have been contracted out by one kimberlychapman to provide services in line with her attempt at world domination by way of baked goods. I'd like to say that it's just for the cash, but she's also given me a nifty title. I am now the Diva Princess of Biological Mayhem.

This doesn't mean the end of our professional acquaintance, although I really cannot be trusted to uphold those non-disclosure agreements I signed. But perhaps I could be persuaded to keep certain trade secrets if we re-negotiated my contract?

Sincerely,
Chief Scientific Officer
BioGeek Institute for Entirely NotEvil Scientific Endeavors

Comments

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

My chocolate chocolate-chip cookies are so good, they can bring me the world. See, the first cookies are free. More cookies can be earned through certain favours as needed...muahahahahahahahahahaha. >:D

If it helps, my world domination plans do involve a less-than-a-decade plan to fix everything to be a liberal paradise, and then I'll retire. I don't require long-term dictatorial power. Just a long enough term as a benevolent dictator to fix the crap, eh?

[virginmartyr1.livejournal.com]

brilliant. just brilliant. good thinking with the short-term benevolent dictatorship; this way the masses won't turn against you.

btw, i like cookie dough...does it have the same effect?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Let's test it! ;)

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

Does your ethernet port accept physical transfer of cookie dough? :D

[virginmartyr1.livejournal.com]

yes, yes it does. :o) however, if you want to come to my home and make the cookie dough in person that might work better...and be yummier. ;)

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

I don't have a lot of travel funds...where are you located? :)

Any of my LJ friends who come to Vegas are more than welcome to come over for some freshly baked World Domination Cookies. With enough warning and time, you might even get a freaky cake (http://kimberlychapman.com/crafts/cakes/cakegallery.html) too.

[virginmartyr1.livejournal.com]

i'm super close in san diego, along with biogeekgrrl and wafflelips. i don't think it's too far to bring me cookies meet to discuss world domination. ;)

if i'm planning to go to sin city, i will let you know so you can prepare world domination cookies for me.

ooo, i see how your plan just might work.

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

>:D

Next time hubby and I make a trip to California, I'll bring all y'all some cookies, mmkay? :)

We haven't been in awhile, but the last time we were there we drove to LA to hang with some of his old UCLA buddies, then went down to San Diego because someone in our household is obsessed with dolphins and wanted to go to Sea World (oh wait, that was me!!!). We also went to La Jolla and became One with the Splooshies. (which means we got wet from breaking waves but it's *much* cooler when said the other way)

Travel plans depend entirely on the success/failure/outcome of fertility stuff. After all, I do need to breed myself a bevy of ultra-loyal minions I can condition raise from birth. :D