high in the crackmonkey&#39;s tree

Remember, it's an *exclusive* title too. I'll make it law when I have all the power. *emphatic nodding*

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wafflelips.livejournal.com

Hmmm. Because of the world domination through baked goods plot and because you are a friend of many of my friends, I've added you.

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*taps fingers together menacingly*

Eeeeeeeexcellent. >:D

(adding you back in just a second)

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wafflelips.livejournal.com

~Wonders what I've gotten myself into...~

;-)

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Hm. I appear to have some competition.

*rethinks entire strategies*

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Well you know, she seems to be less than interested in the fiscal benefits of world domination, so I think there's still room for you on the playing field.

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I'm not entirely about the money you know. It's just that money can get me pretty things. Of course, being ruler of the world, I don't really have to pay. But clearly I do have to pay my people. Lest they run off at the first sign of a "better offer."

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Um, science doesn't run solely on caffeine and sugar. Although it runs primarily on caffeine and sugar. But it also requires cash for materials and creepy laboratories and lab minions and the like.

A girl's gotta take care of herself, yo.

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Well as long as your research and funding from the other side is put to good use.

*ahem*

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Duly noted.

New coffee maker for the lab! Yay!!

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Perhaps we should merge forces, since I care little about money and the pretty things that interest me are usually fairly cheap (like eyeballs and smiley faces...my husband loves shopping for gifts for me because it's one trip to the novelty store and he's done!).

My quest for world domination really is about enforcing my left-wing ideals on the planet, because I think most of them would be better for most people[1].

So if you would like to be in charge of the money, which I hate managing, and would let me do all of the political goodness, you could be queen of cash or something. As with our Diva Princess of Biological Mayhem, you could make up your own exclusive title to that effect.

>:D

[1] I also think most people aren't benevolent/compassionate enough to maintain left-wing ideals for very long, but that's a different book series.

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Well I'm not entirely opposed to sharing the rule. And

biogeekgrrl is welcome to keep whichever title she prefers. I'm very liberal that way.

I suppose I can manage the funds, and the distribution there of. Of course, I'll be taking most of our funds from rich people who don't deserve it so there is a healthy supply.

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I'll be taking most of our funds from rich people who don't deserve it so there is a healthy supply.

Excellent plan. Most of 'em don't need all of that anyway.

I'm so pink I'm almost red. ;)

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Oooh, shiny! *pets title*

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how exactly does one acheive world domination through baked goods? if this means i become part of the evil plot, so be it. i can resort to evil-ness. in fact, i have perfected the evil laugh. this is highly important to being evil. mwhahahahaha

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My chocolate chocolate-chip cookies are so good, they can bring me the world. See, the first cookies are free. More cookies can be earned through certain favours as needed...muahahahahahahahahahaha. >:D

If it helps, my world domination plans do involve a less-than-a-decade plan to fix everything to be a liberal paradise, and then I'll retire. I don't require long-term dictatorial power. Just a long enough term as a benevolent dictator to fix the crap, eh?

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brilliant. just brilliant. good thinking with the short-term benevolent dictatorship; this way the masses won't turn against you.

btw, i like cookie dough...does it have the same effect?

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Let's test it! ;)

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Does your ethernet port accept physical transfer of cookie dough? :D

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yes, yes it does. :o) however, if you want to come to my home and make the cookie dough in person that might work better...and be yummier. ;)

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I don't have a lot of travel funds...where are you located? :)

Any of my LJ friends who come to Vegas are more than welcome to come over for some freshly baked World Domination Cookies. With enough warning and time, you might even get a freaky cake (http://kimberlychapman.com/crafts/cakes/cakegallery.html) too.

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i'm super close in san diego, along with

biogeekgrrl and

wafflelips. i don't think it's too far to ~~bring me cookies~~ meet to discuss world domination. ;)

if i'm planning to go to sin city, i will let you know so you can prepare world domination cookies for me.

ooo, i see how your plan just might work.

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>:D

Next time hubby and I make a trip to California, I'll bring all y'all some cookies, mmkay? :)

We haven't been in awhile, but the last time we were there we drove to LA to hang with some of his old UCLA buddies, then went down to San Diego because someone in our household is obsessed with dolphins and wanted to go to Sea World (oh wait, that was me!!!). We also went to La Jolla and became One with the Splooshies. (which means we got wet from breaking waves but it's *much* cooler when said the other way)

Travel plans depend entirely on the success/failure/outcome of fertility stuff. After all, I do need to breed myself a bevy of ultra-loyal minions I can ~~condition~~ raise from birth. :D

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wafflelips.livejournal.com

Baked goods? If there is any assistance needed in taste-testing (before any evil mind control substances are added), I may be willing to assist. If you're interested, contact my agent.

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You want to taste stuff *before* the chocolate is added?

Oh wait...you meant the SECRET mind control stuff. Gotcha. Right. *innocent look*

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That's okay. You know I am entirely down with your [strike]infiltration of the competition[/strike] exploration of new and interesting endeavours.

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