Attention nightxade

[quesarah]

According to fair use provisions of our contract, I must inform you that I have been contracted out by one kimberlychapman to provide services in line with her attempt at world domination by way of baked goods. I'd like to say that it's just for the cash, but she's also given me a nifty title. I am now the Diva Princess of Biological Mayhem.

This doesn't mean the end of our professional acquaintance, although I really cannot be trusted to uphold those non-disclosure agreements I signed. But perhaps I could be persuaded to keep certain trade secrets if we re-negotiated my contract?

Sincerely,
Chief Scientific Officer
BioGeek Institute for Entirely NotEvil Scientific Endeavors

Comments

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

I'll be taking most of our funds from rich people who don't deserve it so there is a healthy supply.

Excellent plan. Most of 'em don't need all of that anyway.

I'm so pink I'm almost red. ;)