There was a time when people took pride in the creativity of their Pope seduction. Now it's just wham bam thank you, Pope. Still, stops the old codger from praying on people I suppose.
Finally the terrible truth behind the cult of simon becomes apparant. It isn't a Cult that follows the teachsing of Simon. It is a cult where the members gradually become Simon.
Now I understand why I have an urge to drink tea and all around me there is a scent of lemon soap. Do you suppose that also explains my attraction to women?
It is too late. You are the only one left. There is nobody who will listen to you. Fall asleep. There is no need to be afraid. Simply fall asleep, and everything will become very clear to you.
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Date: 2005-04-01 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 01:37 am (UTC)But it can be slang for penis, if it'd make you feel all tingly and happy.
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Date: 2005-04-01 01:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 01:52 am (UTC)*checks item off to-do list*
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Date: 2005-04-01 12:28 pm (UTC)Undamaged this time please.
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Date: 2005-04-01 01:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 01:38 am (UTC)Um, and sodding bastards and other gruff-sounding words.
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Date: 2005-04-01 01:50 am (UTC)Because I am sure you can come up with a slightly less cliched scheme than that.
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Date: 2005-04-01 12:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 06:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 02:41 am (UTC)Still, stops the old codger from praying on people I suppose.
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Date: 2005-04-01 02:32 am (UTC)I must warn the world!
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Date: 2005-04-01 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 12:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 01:27 pm (UTC)You wouldn't believe the range and elevation I can get with this thing.
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Date: 2005-04-01 02:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 12:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 12:40 pm (UTC)Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Date: 2005-04-01 12:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 11:25 am (UTC)Query: What the fuck?
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Date: 2005-04-01 12:27 pm (UTC)Query: What the Fuck?
Date: 2005-04-01 11:38 am (UTC)Which is of course all according to the plan! *cackles* And tomorrow I shall be Pope! All hail the Bearded One!! Simon says, kiss the ring!