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Mar. 17th, 2004 06:37 pm1. I'm having a fairly shit week. Thought you'd all want to know.
2. Whitney Houston entered drug rehab; it's about damned time. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but I think it's a shame her talent has been subsumed by her drug habit for so long.
3. Some group called Students for Academic Freedom is pushing to get a "student bill of rights" passed through state legislatures in Colorado, Texas, and Missouri. The goal is to "promote intellectual diversity" in "college campuses [...] increasingly dominated by a liberal ideology."
Someone needs to be bitch slapped.
4. Panda porn! Hua Mei, the 4 year old panda cub born at the San Diego Zoo, is back in China with the goal of being bred. She's being shown videos of other pandas mating to prepare her for "blind dates" with males.
5. Boobies! Boobies boobies boobies!
6. UPS is staffed entirely by mouth-breathing morons.
2. Whitney Houston entered drug rehab; it's about damned time. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but I think it's a shame her talent has been subsumed by her drug habit for so long.
3. Some group called Students for Academic Freedom is pushing to get a "student bill of rights" passed through state legislatures in Colorado, Texas, and Missouri. The goal is to "promote intellectual diversity" in "college campuses [...] increasingly dominated by a liberal ideology."
Someone needs to be bitch slapped.
4. Panda porn! Hua Mei, the 4 year old panda cub born at the San Diego Zoo, is back in China with the goal of being bred. She's being shown videos of other pandas mating to prepare her for "blind dates" with males.
5. Boobies! Boobies boobies boobies!
6. UPS is staffed entirely by mouth-breathing morons.
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Date: 2004-03-17 07:46 pm (UTC)5. Boobies! Boobies boobies boobies!
Sounds interesting... Please do expound.
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Date: 2004-03-18 04:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-18 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-19 04:25 am (UTC)What, as in compulsory Wonderbras?
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Date: 2004-03-19 08:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-17 09:24 pm (UTC)Anyway, I hope your week gets less shitty.
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Date: 2004-03-18 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-18 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-18 06:53 am (UTC)2. What a voice; I don't always like the music but what a voice. It's tough to be rich and talented; what a waste.
3.They can come teach at Ohio schools where they can now teach "intelligent design" (read:creationism)
4.That's indecent; better throw the keepers in the pokey
5.I won't touch that; no, I...what?
6.Our regular dude is alright but he's off on Wednesdays; never get a package on a Wednesday.
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Date: 2004-03-18 04:57 pm (UTC)My thoughts exactly.
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Date: 2004-03-18 09:16 am (UTC)2. It's about time she's getting help! I hope it works out for her and her loser husband. I feel sorry for their daughter.
3. Someone always needs to be bitch slapped.
4. Perhaps my porn loving cat, Billy, would like some panda porn. Animal kingdom porn is always a hit with him.
5. Hooray!
6. I don't really deal with UPS so I'll take your word on it.
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Date: 2004-03-18 04:57 pm (UTC)Come to think of it, my maple levels are reaching dangerously low levels. Quick! To the Tim Horton's! Woo! Let's go!
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Date: 2004-03-18 09:16 am (UTC)2. About damn time indeed. Hopefully, there's still a chance to get her back on her feet. There's a woman who actually earned and deserves the title of "Diva" as it pertains to women gifted with a voice.
4. I always wonder what animals are thinking sometimes. I can't imagine what lil Hua Mei is thinking as she watches this.
5. I agree.
6. Not just UPS.
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Date: 2004-03-19 08:23 am (UTC)4. Probably "make it STOP!" Either that, or the panda equivalent of ::bomp-chicka-bow-wow::
6. True. But they're the ones currently engendering my wrath.
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Date: 2004-03-19 04:23 am (UTC)4. Okaaay.
5. Yes please.