Then the monkeys fly out of my butt

[quesarah]

Ack. Had a weekend that left me badly in need of another RIGHT NOW. Friday was a 12 hour day; got some spiffy new highlights in the hair and had a fun chat with my stylist. She turns stereotypes on their ear, being one of the few lesbian hairstylists I've ever met. She is fab; she does great hair and is also a blast to talk to. I listened to the latest installment of the Melodrama that is Her Love Life and made appropriate groany noises. We swapped gaybashing stories; fun, that.

Saturday was a slug day, and that evening I went out with the boys. There was beer, a wee bit of karaoke, some foosball, and lots of talk about women's asses. Good night. As I promised the missus, I had no whiskey (only beer) and was home at a reasonable hour.

Sunday we had the practice session for wafflelips' interview. I had no idea what was happening; it may as well have been conducted in Latin. I think I faked it all right, though. It seemed to be productive.

Rehearsal on Sunday was a bust. I usually count on choir practice to energize me for the coming week; lately it's been nothing but an energy drain. I was already dog tired, and by the end I was completely zonked. Had to get out and go home to my girl. She and I curled up on the couch and were vegetables for the night. Necessary.

Today I want nothing more than to be sitting in living room, wearing sweats, eating junk food, and playing Knights of the Old Republic all day. Dude, I swear that one Jedi is hitting on me. She totally wants me. Oh yeah.

Comments

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

Hey, I could use one of those extra weekends, too. Let's arrange that soon, 'kay?

Damn!!! I missed talk of women's asses! Of course, there's plenty of that talk (and other talk) going on in my head 24/7. I'm worse than a teenage boy.

I want to play more Morrowind this evening. Now that I have assasins after me all it's more fun. It's so much more interesting that getting bludgeoned over and over by that stupid Orc. That hammer hurts my poor elf w/ the shiny clothes.

[spacey-lee.livejournal.com]

So, there's a lot of smutty talk going on in your head, eh? I would never have guessed it...

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Damn!!! I missed talk of women's asses!

Yes. We were comparing/contrasting women who got booty versus women who don't. We concluded that there's nothing wrong with a woman who doesn't have booty if she knows how to move what she's got. There was also a spirited discussion on the merits of bubble butts.

Your input was sorely missed.

[spacey-lee.livejournal.com]

That's an interesting topic. Wish I could've been there to help shed some light on the issue. I'm sure wafflelips would have lots to say too. With a name like "wafflelips"....well, you know... Smuttiness seems to be her speciality. ;)

My sister was visiting last week and said that she noticed that she lost a bit of weight in her ass. I thought it would be appropriate to say, "That's nice. Have you been working out more or something?" This was the incorrect response. Apparently losing weight everywhere but her ass is acceptable. My sister likes having the big booty ass. Who knew?

[king-ghidorah.livejournal.com]

My sister likes having the big booty ass. Who knew?

Maybe she is a fan of Sir Mix-a-lot? Or Spinal Tap?

Both have, after all, written seminal works on the merits of the big booty ass.