Stranded at the Drive-In

[quesarah]

1. I missed the last bus to the train station yesterday. wafflelips had to come pick me up. I felt kinda bad about it, but at least traffic wasn't bad. But did I use that time to do a little more work? Analyze some data? Update my notebook? Aw nah. I surfed the net for new pics of Eden Riegel who, although really thin, has some of the best boobies on tv. Nice.

2. I've uncovered the secret of Oddly Hot Robin from marketing: her birthday is next Monday, which means she made the Golden Window of Amity. Over the years I've realized that I always get along wonderfully with anyone whose birthday falls within a week of mine. Before or after, doesn't matter; as long as it's within a week, I am almost guaranteed to love them.

Which reminds me: Happy Belated Birthday, gossip_ho! :D

3. After being ridiculously slack for several weeks, I actually got up and exercised this morning. It confused the living heck out of the cats who simply stared at me in disbelief.

Yo Frank, I thought we broke her of that stupid habit of jumping around in the morning?

Looks like we didn't, Mortie. But it's pretty amusing to watch. Look, I'll bet she loses her footing here. Yep, there she goes! They're so funny to watch. Who needs toys when we have humans to entertain us?

Comments

[wafflelips.livejournal.com]

1. Your commute bites. If I had to drive it, I'd be a raging btich all the time

2. Yeah, Happy Belated BDay [Unknown site tag]!!

3. I must exercise more. I've been a lazy slug lately and it's starting to show.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

1. I have to work really hard at it.

[joebanks.livejournal.com]

(quickly scribbling on a scrap of paper) eden rie...

I made it close on the birthday thing, but that's how life is; your in or your out.

I just had a breakthrough there. Is that the meaning of life.. Your in or your out?

Cat brain translators would be the great accomplishment of the millinnium..
Why do they wash the dishes or why don't they wash ours?

Who was the @$%&^??(*!+* idiot who invented doors?

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

She's on All My Children. She plays the lesbian. And she's purty. :D

I just had a breakthrough there. Is that the meaning of life.. Your in or your out?

Sounds about right to me. It's no fun if you're out. Unless we're talking about closets, in that case it's the total opposite. Okay, now I'm confusing myself...

re: Cat brain translators

"Why do they get in those things filled with water? Don't they know water is bad? If they want to groom, they should just do like we do. These hairless apes are nuts!

[virginmartyr1.livejournal.com]

if your subject is a Grease reference, i think you're even cooler than i previously thought. if not, well then you're just as cool as i previously thought.

btw, that is big with the suck about being stranded at work last night...but not as big with the suck about looking at pics of the Eden person (who you, tahnkfully, had to tell someone who she is, cause i just didn't know). but i agree. she's a nice looking lady.

cats are weird. or maybe we're the weird ones. it's hard to tell sometimes.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

1. It is. Grease was the Big Cool Thing when I was 8-9. Then there's the whole Olivia Newton John factor, who was just the most crushable woman in the universe back in the day.

2. Big suck. Gah. But Eden, pretty!

3. I think we're all weird and it just gets compounded. How do we manage to live peacefully with our felines? The world may never know.

[spacey-lee.livejournal.com]

1. Boobies. Good.

2. Yeah, gossip_ho had a nice b-day in NYC. Besides you and her, girls with birthdays around this time are weird. Like my little sister. Tauruses... I'll say it again, I don't understand where they come from. Except you cuz y'know, you're oddly cool. ;)

3. Exercise. Good.

[spacey-lee.livejournal.com]

Just to avoid any confusion, gossip_ho is an Aries. I would never marry a Taurus... ;)

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter. My college roomie Miller has a birthday on April 19 and we get along famously. It's not about being a Taurus per se, it's about the Golden Window of Amity. For clarification.

And I agree, I am oddly cool. Hey, you should do my PR. Can you make a button for me?

[spacey-lee.livejournal.com]

I didn't get this message in my email. And look at the time it says we posted. Silly journal!

I will do your PR. I will work on a design for the oddly cool buttons. Lots and lots of buttons is the key to success.

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

look at the time it says we posted. Silly journal!

*cue Bette Davis voice* Silly silly journal! Doesn't it realize I'm never up that early unless I've stayed up on an all-night bender?

Lots and lots of buttons is the key to success

See, I knew we were on the right track. Soon, soon my plan for world domination will come to fruition!