Stranded at the Drive-In
Apr. 29th, 2004 09:22 am1. I missed the last bus to the train station yesterday.
wafflelips had to come pick me up. I felt kinda bad about it, but at least traffic wasn't bad. But did I use that time to do a little more work? Analyze some data? Update my notebook? Aw nah. I surfed the net for new pics of Eden Riegel who, although really thin, has some of the best boobies on tv. Nice.
2. I've uncovered the secret of Oddly Hot Robin from marketing: her birthday is next Monday, which means she made the Golden Window of Amity. Over the years I've realized that I always get along wonderfully with anyone whose birthday falls within a week of mine. Before or after, doesn't matter; as long as it's within a week, I am almost guaranteed to love them.
Which reminds me: Happy Belated Birthday,
gossip_ho! :D
3. After being ridiculously slack for several weeks, I actually got up and exercised this morning. It confused the living heck out of the cats who simply stared at me in disbelief.
Yo Frank, I thought we broke her of that stupid habit of jumping around in the morning?
Looks like we didn't, Mortie. But it's pretty amusing to watch. Look, I'll bet she loses her footing here. Yep, there she goes! They're so funny to watch. Who needs toys when we have humans to entertain us?
2. I've uncovered the secret of Oddly Hot Robin from marketing: her birthday is next Monday, which means she made the Golden Window of Amity. Over the years I've realized that I always get along wonderfully with anyone whose birthday falls within a week of mine. Before or after, doesn't matter; as long as it's within a week, I am almost guaranteed to love them.
Which reminds me: Happy Belated Birthday,
3. After being ridiculously slack for several weeks, I actually got up and exercised this morning. It confused the living heck out of the cats who simply stared at me in disbelief.
Yo Frank, I thought we broke her of that stupid habit of jumping around in the morning?
Looks like we didn't, Mortie. But it's pretty amusing to watch. Look, I'll bet she loses her footing here. Yep, there she goes! They're so funny to watch. Who needs toys when we have humans to entertain us?
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Date: 2004-04-29 11:20 am (UTC)I made it close on the birthday thing, but that's how life is; your in or your out.
I just had a breakthrough there. Is that the meaning of life.. Your in or your out?
Cat brain translators would be the great accomplishment of the millinnium..
Why do they wash the dishes or why don't they wash ours?
Who was the @$%&^??(*!+* idiot who invented doors?
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Date: 2004-04-29 11:52 am (UTC)I just had a breakthrough there. Is that the meaning of life.. Your in or your out?
Sounds about right to me. It's no fun if you're out. Unless we're talking about closets, in that case it's the total opposite. Okay, now I'm confusing myself...
re: Cat brain translators
"Why do they get in those things filled with water? Don't they know water is bad? If they want to groom, they should just do like we do. These hairless apes are nuts!