Attention nightxade

[quesarah]

According to fair use provisions of our contract, I must inform you that I have been contracted out by one kimberlychapman to provide services in line with her attempt at world domination by way of baked goods. I'd like to say that it's just for the cash, but she's also given me a nifty title. I am now the Diva Princess of Biological Mayhem.

This doesn't mean the end of our professional acquaintance, although I really cannot be trusted to uphold those non-disclosure agreements I signed. But perhaps I could be persuaded to keep certain trade secrets if we re-negotiated my contract?

Sincerely,
Chief Scientific Officer
BioGeek Institute for Entirely NotEvil Scientific Endeavors

Comments

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely about the money you know. It's just that money can get me pretty things. Of course, being ruler of the world, I don't really have to pay. But clearly I do have to pay my people. Lest they run off at the first sign of a "better offer."

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Um, science doesn't run solely on caffeine and sugar. Although it runs primarily on caffeine and sugar. But it also requires cash for materials and creepy laboratories and lab minions and the like.

A girl's gotta take care of herself, yo.

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Well as long as your research and funding from the other side is put to good use.

*ahem*

[biogeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

New coffee maker for the lab! Yay!!

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we should merge forces, since I care little about money and the pretty things that interest me are usually fairly cheap (like eyeballs and smiley faces...my husband loves shopping for gifts for me because it's one trip to the novelty store and he's done!).

My quest for world domination really is about enforcing my left-wing ideals on the planet, because I think most of them would be better for most people[1].

So if you would like to be in charge of the money, which I hate managing, and would let me do all of the political goodness, you could be queen of cash or something. As with our Diva Princess of Biological Mayhem, you could make up your own exclusive title to that effect.

>:D


[1] I also think most people aren't benevolent/compassionate enough to maintain left-wing ideals for very long, but that's a different book series.

[nightxade.livejournal.com]

Well I'm not entirely opposed to sharing the rule. And biogeekgrrl is welcome to keep whichever title she prefers. I'm very liberal that way.

I suppose I can manage the funds, and the distribution there of. Of course, I'll be taking most of our funds from rich people who don't deserve it so there is a healthy supply.

[kimberlychapman.livejournal.com]

I'll be taking most of our funds from rich people who don't deserve it so there is a healthy supply.

Excellent plan. Most of 'em don't need all of that anyway.

I'm so pink I'm almost red. ;)